A Plethora of Randomness!!

So in honor of it being near Halloween, I'm writing in orange...other than this, I hate the color (UT has ruined it for me).

So I have re-written this post about 4 times trying to capture the craziness of mine and Becky's encounter with "Richie Rich" (aptly named when he said his name was Richie and after 2 rum and cokes Becky asked if he was related to Macauly Culkin)

Here are the highlights:
1- He is the loudest man in the bar, just like Busta Rhymes.
2- He offers us drinks, I decline, Beckys says "Okay!"
3- He is 40
4- He is trying to take me out on a date, to a place with "really nice filets and white people"
5- I wish I could have made up #5, but no, he really said that
6- He grabbed my phone and called himself--WHO DOES THAT
7- When I kept turning him down for #5, he uses the rationale "I don't know if you're playing hard to get, but you gave me your number so you must be attracted to me". Slow down there turbo, I didn't give you my number.
7a- "You didn't just miss a step, you took the damn elevator to the next floor"...ah, I love Becky backing me up when I told him that he missed a major step cause I didn't give him my number.
8- Richie doesn't say "redneck" or "bitch" because they are racist terms...
9- A scary movie scene when Becky jumps in the passenger seat and yells "GO GO GO!! He's following us!" I throw my car in reverse and begin to back out, looking for him in the rear view mirror--BANG--yeah, he's knocking on my window. Apologizing to us if he offended us. Um, your breath was actually pretty offensive Richie!
10- Becky, bless her heart, tried to replace my number with the rejection hotline in his phone. She missed something, because I have had 3 missed calls and a text since Monday night. First phone call came 30 minutes after we left.

WHERE DO I FIND THESE PEOPLE?

On a happy note, my apartment is pretty much done!! I just have to hang up pictures and get my books and stuff from home to fill up some shelves. But I got a beautiful leather brown chair yesterday from the chair fairy (I love when I come home and there are new things in my apartment!). So I have very little to finish--I'll post pictures when I get stuff on the walls!

I also have a new addition...a new roommate if you will. But he actually doesn't take up a lot of space...very minimal counter space actually. I got myself a Betta fish! Beautiful and red and quite a happy fellow. I'm just excited cause now I can say that I'm living with Tom Brady--that's the name of my fish. I'm such a lucky girl...

Oh, and of course--YUENGLING COMES TO MEMPHIS!!! I'm pretty sure it happens today, so I get to stalk the stores and figure out where it's being sold. Woo hoo! Excitement. So in two weeks (After we beat Wisconsin this weekend) when I'm back at Gill's, I'll be able to get my favorite beer from my hot bartender. Life is so good right now!

Anyways, that's all for now. Thanks to the 3 or 4 of you for reading--and SERIOUSLY, feel free to post comments!! I think you can do them without signing or logging in?



Oh, and HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY TO MY POOKER!!!!!